Tribal Hub (Authentic Naga & Manipuri Cuisine)

Wow, we had no idea two pieces of pork could cause this much heartbreak. We deeply regret not showering you with an all-you-can-eat buffet for the price of a thali. As for the dal, we’ll be sure to take a moment of silence for its tragic shortage.Also, just so you know, we as the owners eat the exact same portion size we serve. Crazy, right? Somehow, we’re still managing to survive.But looking at your review history, it seems like no restaurant has ever made you happy. A five-star review from you might just be rarer than a unicorn. So, we’ll take this as business as usual. We totally understand that you’ve found true love with King Chilli. No hard feelings—relationships don’t always work out. We’ll survive the heartbreak and keep serving happy customers who appreciate what we offer. Enjoy your cheaper thali elsewhere! Edit ##Ah, ‘Do better’—the ultimate mic-drop. Almost as original as your review history.Since we have the *option* to reply, why not use it? And about the ‘extra long paragraph’—sorry, we prefer full sentences over lazy one-liners. But hey, thanks for taking the time out of your *busy* schedule to reply. Guess we’re all a little jobless today. Anyway, appreciate the engagement! Your dedication to restaurant reviews is truly inspiring. Keep fighting the good fight.