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Response from the owner
19 days ago
Hi Dan, This review had us chuckling, blushing, and feeling strangely inspired to hug our chef (with consent, of course). Thank you for such a wonderfully honest, witty, and wildly entertaining write-up. You’ve nailed everything from the pain of stepping out in Gurgaon heat to the underrated joy of being served water without asking. We’re thrilled you enjoy the food, especially the Chicken Cordon Bleu, which now has performance anxiety after reading your glowing praise. And yes, we admit: our coffee can be a bit of a mood sometimes. We’re actively working on tightening up the coffee-to-milk ratio and giving our baristas a little “tough love” (read: more training, fewer existential crises). Thank you for being a loyal customer and for reminding us that in a world of fleeting thrills, consistency and care still matter. Next time you're in, coffee's on us, hopefully brewed just right. Cheers, Team Getafix