Eggs
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Egg your style235Fried, scrambled or buttered eggs – with a toasted sourdough slice & saled
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Mirchi wala omelette245Desi specialty stuffed with chilies and cheese served with roesti, maska pav
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Shakshuka masala335While egg baked with tomato sauce and cheese, served with salad and feta a lebanese classic
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Spanish omelette355Spanish 3 egg omelette with pepper and green chilies, sausage and roesti
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Add ons95 145Mushrooms / tomatoes sausage / bacon
Sweet stuff
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House pancakesThree stocks of fulfilled pancakes with metal butter, fruit brunoises and vanilla soft serve and choice of batter
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Choco chip315
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Blueberry325
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Nutella addicted waffle315Loads of nutella, fresh banana, whipped vanilla bean and chocolate galato, pistachio crump
Menus of restaurants nearby
Appetizers
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Station veg cutlets285Served with ‘chilli ketchup’ & masala fries
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Fried potato roesti275Crispy home made roesti served with loads of parmesan and chilli tomato jam
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Masala paneer tacos385Masala paneer tikka dices and stuffed in tacos with lettuce and salsa
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Mushroom albondigas365Minced mushroom dumplings; tomato and feta
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House nachos with cheese sauce295Crispy carnitos nachos topped with warm cheddar cheese sauce, baked beans and works
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Cheese garlic bread265French loaf slices with garlic butter
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Cheese garlic bread285French loaf slices with garlic butter and cheese
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Crispy creole chicken wings425Marinated overnight & batter fried crisp with patisez’s signature spice dust
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Pfc – patissez fried chicken475Buttermilk coated chicken thigh fried crisp – spice dust
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Grilled chicken ’75s’495Chicken thigh grilled with peri peri and served with blue cheese sauce
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Fisherman’s basket555Fried basket of seafood goodies; tartar sauce
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Two way pesto prawns525Prawns skewered & marinated with chilli and classic basil pesto grilled
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Meat ball ‘press’495Our version of lamb swedish meat balls pressed & grilled – served with cheese and pickles
Salad
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Simple greek salad315Diced simple veggies with basil, oregano and feta cheese – simple served with garlic bread
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Iceberg n jerk385Crispy iceberg, khubbus, cherry tomatoes, dates, parmesan and grilled jerk chicken
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Add ons95 145 145Chicken prawns bacon
Soups
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Mexican tomato soup with tortilla chips245
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Chicken porridge soup with chilli oil275
Burgers
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The ultimate paneer burger385Paneer and herb patty with fresh veggies and topped with a slab od cheddar and pickles
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Cordon bleu405Desi specialty stuffed with chilies and cheese served with roesti, maska pav
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Pfc stack495Stacks of patissez fried chicken, chipotle, cheese and pickles and generous paprika dust
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The classic burger (beef)525Mince spiced grilled patty with english cheddar slab, jalapeno caps
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Patissez freak burger525Seasoned spiced mince double patty, bacon, fried egg, cheese, slaw
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Chicken supremo505Hand minced chicken patty topped with fried egg, cheese and spicy tomato salsa
Proper toasties / wraps
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Veggie285Grilled vegetables and paneer, pesto & cheese
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Chilli pesto veggie295Mixed veg in chilli pesto, mozzarella, mushrooms and tomato sauce
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The chicken flamer395Spicy grilled chickens bits with peri-peri, veggies & cheese
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Creamed chicken and mushroom405Grilled chicken creamed with diced mushroom and cilantro with aloli
Mains
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Grilled vegetable & vol-au-vent465Vegetable cacciatore, grilled cottage cheese with buttered rice in a classic puff pastry case
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Ratatouille lasagne465Pasta sheets layered with spicy vegetable ratatouille and smothered with cheese sauce; tomato cream
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Creamy charred broccoli polonaise475Served with spicy arabiatta sauce, sourdough pizzola and smashed new potatoes tossed with sun-dried tomatoes and olives
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Thyme roast chicken525With red jus, garlic mashed potato, butter tossed vegetables
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Fish n prawn grill555A combination of grilled prawns and dusted fish served with smashed potatoes and veggies; almond butter sauce
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Anglo beef curry565Diced tenderloin cooked traditionally with a coconut based sauce and served with rice and veggies
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Rib eye steak645Grilled to the required doneness – served with grilled vegetables, mashed potatoes, spice dusted wedges and pepper cream sauce
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Bangers and mash605Iconic classic with creamy cheesy mash – sautéed leeks and peas – home reduced gravy
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Spiced pork ribs695Pork ribs cooked on the grill served with sauerkraut and mirepoix potatoes
Pizza
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Three cheese pizza455 / 505Simply cheese! we use three different, delectable cheeses!
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Palak n paneer435 / 525Our take on the local favourite with palak, spiced cottage cheese and makhani sauce
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Pizza margherita435 / 505Classic with neapolitan sauce and cheese
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Greek pizza435 / 515Bell peppers, red onion, roma tomatoes, black olives & feta cheese
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Bbq chicken pizza465 / 555Bell peppers, bbq onion & american corn kernels, bbq chicken
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Snow white pizza465 / 555Pesto chicken, black oilves, caramelised onion with greens – we use cheese sause for a base
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Flaming one465 / 555Hot patissez chicken with roasted bell peppers and chillies, sriracha dripped – tissues anyone?
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Classic pepperoni n basil495 / 595Pepperoni topped with fresh mozzarella and basil
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T – rex495 / 595The fully loaded pizza with all the meets we can find a lot of spices & vegetables & cheese!
Make your own pizza
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Vegetarian525
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Non-vegetarian595
Pasta
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Spaghetti aglio e olio with bbq vegetables455Served with a grilled cottage cheese slab
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Fusilli creamy mushroom and garlic475Cream sauce with sautéed duo of mushrooms, wine and garlic; mushy patty
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Fettuccine red chilli pesto465Option of basil or chilli pesto in a cream sauce with parmesan, cheesy eggplant steak
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Penne spiced napolitano455Spiced tomato sauce with basil, chilli flakes and jalapenos; stuffed yellow chilly
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Penne goes pink!465Pink sauce, only ours is a bit piquant: sundried tomatoes and baby spinach – corn n pepper toastie
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Fettuccine chicken mince with sausages495Chicken mince in brown sauce with thick cut sausages wine and cheese: chicken pizzola
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Spaghetti meat balls525Tomato sauce with italian beef meatballs, garlic and basil: cheese garlic bread
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Fusilli carbonara555Fusilli tossed with bacon, basil and garlic with an egg – cream emulsion
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Add ons145 145Chicken prawns/bacon
Patissez does desi
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Aloo nazzakat335Whole stuffed potatoes coated with sesame seeds and served on a bed of techa mayonnaise and onion salad
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Tandoori phool365Duo of cauliflower and broccoli marinated in paprika and cheese
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Paneer tikka395Cottage cheese and vegetable skewer, chilli laccha salad
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Tangri kebab525Chicken drumsticks marinated and slow cooked and served with a chilli boiled egg
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Three way chicken tikkas515Three way marinated chicken tikkas – chilli, cream and basil marinades – served with a sun dried tomato salad with feta
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Seekh kebab a la patissez555Minced lamb skewers with mint chutney
Desi mains
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Chicken biriyani a la patissez455Served with an extra helping of raita and salad
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Butter chicken395Chicken tikka simmered in a rich creamy sauce with cashew nuts
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Railway mutton curry565The old classic brought back – this time served with a portion of steamed rice
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Paneer tikka makhani355The classic mastered by the patissez kitchen
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Add ons155 95Steamed rice tawa kerala paratha (set of 2)
Milk based
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Flat white219
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Cappuccino199
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Cafe latte199
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Mocha219
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Short macchiato99
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Long macchiato119
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Piccolo latte89
Black coffee
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Espresso89
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Long black139
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Americano119
Chilled
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Cafe latte199
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Mocha219
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Iced chocolate179
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Cold coffee219
Hot chocolate
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Classic199
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Salted caramel189
Juices
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Freshly squeezed seasonal juice199
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Goli soda60
Just straight up awesome milkshakes
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Gooey chocolate fudgeBlended with choc softie & loads of fudge
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Liquid goldOur amazing salted caramel
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Real strawberryWhipped with our house made proper strawberry sauce
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NutellaFully loaded with pure nutella
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Black forestItalian amarena cherries, dark chocolate & cookie crumbs
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Espresso yourselfDouble espresso whipped with some liquid gold
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Spanish caramelHouse made spanish milk caramel
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Arabian nightsLiquid turkish delight, rose, white chocolate & pistachios
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Cookies n creamHouse cookie dough, chocolate fudge & white chocolate ganache
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BanoffeeBanana, dulce de leche, brulee banana
Hall of fame
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Michael jacksonSuper choc cookie dough shake, white chocolate ganache, cookie crumb, black & white soft serve, fudge brownie and toasted marshmallow
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Like a velvetLiquid red velvet cake, house made red velvet cake, whipped italian vanilla gelato, strawberry sauce
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HeartellaFully loaded nutella shake, little hearts, mother loads of nutella, vanilla cream & little hearts
